Apple products are great. Apple products are the bane of my existence. These two facts will remain true as long as I live. I own an iPod and it has truly been the most influential electronic device in my life, just in front of Playstation 2 and 3. iTunes is the best music organizer I have ever owned and will most likely remain so for the rest of my life. Still, for reasons made clear in the article, "How Apple Got Everything Right By Doing Everything Wrong", Apple will always be a heartless company run by a mad man to me.
In the opening to this piece, we see that Apple is run by a no-good stealer of handicap parking spaces named Steve Jobs. For me, that stood for a lot of things. Apple has been stealing handicap spaces for a long time, attempting to monopolize the entire electronic industry. Jobs, the notorious micromanager, makes his employees swear to secrecy about its inner workings. Why? To disguise Apple's plans for world domination. Here is the picture of the earthling as Jobs' dreams. He comes home from a long day at the office using his Macbook all day, possibly sneaking in some iTunes listening while his boss isn't looking. He sits on the couch to watch his Apple TV and lye down on his iPad(what are those good for again?). He then listens to his iPod and falls asleep, dreaming of how his life would be meaningless without Apple's guidance. But i digress.
This article does a good, honest job of portraying Apple as a company. The reality of what they do makes all the sense in the world, though it pains me to admit it. I would run my business similar to how Apple rules theirs: with pure evil.
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